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1 BARACK THE VOTE  Fri, May 27, 2011 7:43:11am

Disgusting.

2 theheat  Fri, May 27, 2011 8:24:19am

Seriously? Isn't killing someone enough of a solution, that you have to let them know before they're dead you're going to invoke your own religious superiority and deny them one of their beliefs because you - the shooter - have better ones?

As an atheist, I find it all pretty comical, because these ideas are almost invariably those of righteous Christian fundies with their own rules and imaginary sky friends. Add classless to that, with stunts like this.

It's not even as funny as fart jokes. I'd call this NASCAR humor.

3 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Fri, May 27, 2011 8:34:28am

This is just like the Indian Mutiny. As in India under the British.

4 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Fri, May 27, 2011 8:35:16am

re: #2 theheat

Actually the idea has had some serious consequences in history as per the Mutiny.

5 HappyWarrior  Fri, May 27, 2011 10:38:13am

I find it pretty pathetic that this guy feels the need to get his kicks off by offending Muslims. Yet I'd bet good money he'd be the first to bitch if something mocked Christians. I am sick of the "it's okay because they're Muslims" crap.

6 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Fri, May 27, 2011 10:44:06am

Because I want my gun to smell like bacon when I come back from the range? No thanks. ///

Seriously, gun oils are formulated with extremely lightweight oils that are primarily intended to displace moisture in the surface pores of the metal and prevent rust and corrosion. It isn't like the barrel of a gun needs a coat of liquid oil inside for the bullets to slide on. Gun oil is used after cleaning of the gun post firing to prevent corrosion of the barrel while stored (along with providing the same protection to the moving parts of the gun).

Excess oil film will only trap dirt, dust, and grit gumming up the works, especially in semi-auto or automatic weapons in combat conditions. Excess oil also will trap particulates from the burned and unburned powder charge from the cartridge in the barrel and cause quicker erosion of the barrel simply from the passage of bullets through the barrel rubbing against the gunk.

The use of pig fat as a gun lubricant is about as stupid as using 10W30 motor oil, sure it is oil, but it is entirely the wrong sort of oil. I certainly hope our military men are not using this propaganda tool junk, after all they really need their weapons to work in harsh conditions and intense use.

7 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, May 27, 2011 1:17:35pm

Er...let me see if I understand this correctly. This guy believes that the Muslims you might shoot will go to heaven, except you shot them with a bullet with bacon grease on it, so now Allah will not let them go to heaven?

So basically, this man believes that:

God actually abhors pork products.
God abhors pork products so much that the righteous will not get into paradise if their bodies get a little pork product on them as they die.
Pork fat is magical! It can override the will of God.
In the eyes of God, Muslims you might be shooting are righteous people, and would normally get royal treatment in the hereafter, but you can deny them their eternal reward from God with pork fat.
(Which leads to the question, why doesn't this guy just become a Muslim if he believes their religion is favored by God so clearly?)

This isn't just tribal superstition, this is a bad interpretation of what you think someone else's tribal superstition is. Also, it's blasphemous. What's next. "If I die wearing a fake nose and mustache I will get into heaven because God will think I'm Groucho Marx"?

This doesn't make any sense.

8 calochortus  Fri, May 27, 2011 1:27:27pm

This guy is nearly as incoherent as he is disgusting. I won't even get near his "theology" as it has been nicely covered by others, particularly nicely by SFZ.

9 William Barnett-Lewis  Fri, May 27, 2011 3:14:46pm

I'd suggest that we have him use his own products on the firearms he'd carry & then parachute him into Kandahar Province...
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As I said elsewhere this is possibly the stupidest firearm related idea I've heard of since the Chauchat.

10 Dark_Falcon  Fri, May 27, 2011 3:19:48pm

re: #9 wlewisiii

I'd suggest that we have him use his own products on the firearms he'd carry & then parachute him into Kandahar Province...
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As I said elsewhere this is possibly the stupidest firearm related idea I've heard of since the Chauchat.

Quite Concur. But I take comfort in that those who buy this lunatic's crappy product will pay the price. However, The Defense Department should issue orders to ban the product from use by any military personnel, an order that should be repeated to all private military contractors. I don't think any soldiers or contractors are dumb enough to actually use it, but it's best to be clear that we aren't going to tolerate products made with bigoted intent in the armed forces.

11 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, May 27, 2011 3:45:27pm

What an asshat. I'm sure jihad recruiters will take note.

I took some actual guns, and actual gun oil, to Iraq with me, and I ended up using them. What would have happened if my driver or one of my other Muslim colleagues had needed to borrow one of my weapons to, say, fend off an ambush after his own weapon had failed? This kind of insult would probably not keep a Muslim from defending himself or his non-Muslim allies, but it would definitely affect how he felt about it.
This kind of kindergarten crap is wearing thin even on on the armchair commando boards. In the real world, though, it can get you killed. We need all the friends we can get. Whether this "night rider" clown and Pam Geller realize it, some of the ones we have are in fact Muslims.

12 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Fri, May 27, 2011 5:44:58pm

I have decided to go him one better and make the actual bullets out of compressed and then flash frozen pork fat. If the Obumanists are really serious about combating the Muslim Islamist Jihadi threat to the grandmothers of Iowa they will immediately lobby the department of defense to only sell my bullets in the Middle eastern theater.

Of course the costs will somewhat substantial as it will require freezer units to be installed at every US fire base and also require our soldiers to each carry a 24 Lb. waist mounted battery powered freezer unit. Also they will not be able to actually load their weapons until such a time as they are actually fired upon, otherwise their bullets would melt. Still I think the psychological benefits of shooting actual pork bullets at the enemy and potentially denying them entrance to mooslim heaven will far outweigh the billions spent and the hundreds of troop injured trying to carry the ammo packs over rugged and mountainous terrain.

What could possibly be wrong with this?


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